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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
-- Linda Ellerbee
"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
-- Ellery Queen
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
-- Tom Weller
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)
I have an IQ of 150, if that's worth anything.
-- Zak May
We use base 10 numerical representations in this country, not base 6.
-- Melinda Shore
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
-- Helen Keller
Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.
(Dragon)
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all--the apathy of human beings.
-- Helen Keller
The use of either 'PC' or 'lighten up' is usually enough to cause me to junk an article: the former indicates that the writer is a raving moron incapable of original thought, while the latter is a pretty clear indication that the writer is an insensitive clod.
-- Melinda Shore