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If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.-- Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.-- Laurence J. Peter
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.-- Laurance J. Peter
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."-- Soren F. Petersen
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."-- Peter De Vries
Coincidence happens.
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while, you realise the pig is enjoying it.-- Jamie Lawrence
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.-- Peter de Vries
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.-- Clarence Darrow
Eloquence is logic on fire.
[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.-- Peter da Silva
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."-- Peter C. Newman
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.-- Peter da Silva
"The main differences between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying."-- Peter da Silva
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.-- D. H. Lawrence
Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.-- Pete Seeger