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"Cream rises to the top. So does fat."
-- Kelvin Throop III

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
-- Kelvin Throop

"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision."
-- Kelvin Throop III

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III

'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.'
-- Lord Kelvin (President, Royal Society, 1895)

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Midnight. Sober and fully dressed. This sucks.
-- Kevin T. Keith

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes