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Rehab is for quitters.
"If you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you will find yourself docked."-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
The haunting fragrance of her mysterious perfume lingered with me long after the blinding sting of her pepper spray had faded.-- Nick DeCamp
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person, perfectly."
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.
It's okay. Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived. (Dexter)
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.-- Doug Larson
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
Baby-sitter, n: A teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-- R. D. Lang
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.
Arachnoleptic fit, n: The frantic dance performed just after you accidentally walk through a spider web.
Teacher's First Law of Grading Lab Papers: If an experiment has perfect results, the student has cheated.
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.-- Alfred Kinsey
"To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation."-- St. Augustine
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.-- Peter da Silva
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.-- Jim Rosenberg
Words skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere.-- Amy Tan
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.-- Oscar Wilde
"Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock."-- New York Times
"We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists ... in the loved one, perfection."-- Sidney Poitier
If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.-- Perry Farrell
Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.-- Potter Stewart
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."-- William Dement
Adult, n: One old enough to know better.
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."-- Mark Twain
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
In business, your judged by what you say... nothing can kill the confidence of a perspective client faster then a proposal littered with grammatical, usage or punctuation errors. (Ad for RightWriter, The Grammar Checker)
Pedaeration, n: Achieving the perfect body heat by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
"Well, let's just say, 'if your VCR is still blinking 12:00,you don't want Linux'".-- Bruce Perens
Don't intterupt me when I'm talking to myself