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I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way.
-- Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

"You, my boy, if you want to be a good pickpocket, need to learn how to tell a wallet from a maxipad."
-- Jessica

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

"Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution."

A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.

Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.
-- Jess Anderson

God help us... We're in the hands of engineers.
(Jurassic park)

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
-- Pablo Picasso

Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.
-- Jess Anderson

Necessity is the mother of moral relativism
-- Momo (Questionable Content)

If it wasn't for the optimist the pessimist would never know how happy he isn't.

On-line, adj: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.

Fortress: a female fort.

Remember, "y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.

Music soothes the savage beast. ...unless it's polka.

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love stress because it's a whole lot better than depression.
-- Drew Olbrich

Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen