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Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.-- Jenna
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are software.-- Richard P. Brennan
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.-- Anna Freud
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."-- Adrienne Gusoff
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.-- Arnold Bennett
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.-- Hannah More
To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, your're overdoing it.-- J. Jenkins
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."-- Alexander Penney