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"A child does not have to be taught how to be happy or the ways of love. It is fear, hatred, & prejudice that have to be taught. And from the condition of the world we can see that unfortunately there are some very good teachers."-- Javan
Saying that Java is better just because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is better just because it works on all genders
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.-- Oscar Levant
Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king.-- Mark Van Doren
Music soothes the savage beast. ...unless it's polka.
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.-- Steve VanDevender
'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.-- Keith Sullivan