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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a truckload of hand grenades... now that's a sign.-- Jacqui
Common sense: The collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.-- Albert Einstein
Rehab is for quitters.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.-- Laurance J. Peter
Absent, adj: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.-- Lisa (The Simpsons)
"Self-love is often unrequited."
I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things. If I was potato chips, I could go a lot more places, but I'm not.-- Tori Amos
Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.-- Tim Minchin
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.-- Don Marquis
"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."-- Jack Wagner
The defect of equality is that we only desire it with our superiors.-- Henry Becque
Girls are such exquisite hell.-- Ovid
Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.-- Jack Schaefer