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Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.
"Even the AI hated [my book]?"
"The AI loved it. That's when we knew for sure that people were going to hate it."-- Dan Simmons (Hyperion)
PMS, n: the short period of time when women act like men do all the time.
The defect of equality is that we only desire it with our superiors.-- Henry Becque
Cashtration, n.: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.-- Ambrose Bierce
"The Rolex Hyperion. An elegant new standard in quality excellence and discriminating handcraftsmanship. For the individual who is truly able to discriminate with regard to excellent quality standards of crafting things by hand. Fabricated of 100 percent 24-karat gold. No watch parts or anything. Just a great big chunk on your wrist. Truly a timeless statement. For the individual who is very secure. Who doesn't need to be reminded all the time that he is very successful. Much more successful than the people who laughed at him in high school. Because of his acne. People who are probably nowhere near as successful as he is now. Maybe he'll go to his 20th reunion, and they'll see his Rolex Hyperion. Hahahahahahahahaha."-- Dave Barry (In Search of Excellence)
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.-- George Bernard Shaw
Lust comes at first sight, love comes after staring at the same person for elongated periods of time.-- lj user slvrstarlight