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A good pun is its own reword.
Emacs is a good operating system, but I prefer Unix.
"Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't."
"One good turn gets most of the blankets"
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.-- Mae West
Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
"A hard man is good to find."-- Mae West
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress.
When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good metric
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
A committee is an alley down which good ideas are lead and quietly strangled
It is a good thing to in your mind be able to seperate the artist from the art.
"Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon."
People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.
Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.-- Woody Allen
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense."-- Ken Kesey
"I think we better split up."
"Good idea. We can do more damage that way." (Ghostbusters)
All good work is done in defiance of management.-- Bob Woodward
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.-- Peter de Vries
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."-- Albert Einstein
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.-- Kin Hubbard
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.-- Fran Lebowitz
Don't try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.-- Arthur Freed
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.-- Sigmund Freud
To be understood is a luxury.
"...only drugs make you feel as good as people in TV ads appear to be."-- Hakim Bey
The only good strategy is one that no one else understands.-- Tracy Kidder
Decafalon, n.: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."-- Jane Siberry
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.-- Samuel Johnson
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.-- Mark Twain
If I can make just one person laugh, then it must've been a pretty good eulogy.-- Wade Kwon
Reporter to Ghandi: What do you think of western civilisation?
Ghandi: I think it would be a very good idea.
"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."-- Edith Wharton
Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony #9.-- Erwin Dietrich
"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time."-- George Orwell
"Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much."
PMS, n: the short period of time when women act like men do all the time.
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.-- Mark Twain
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all.-- Elwood Blues
"You, my boy, if you want to be a good pickpocket, need to learn how to tell a wallet from a maxipad."-- Jessica
The American public knows what it wants, and deserves to get it good and hard.-- H. L. Mencken
Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light.-- Dylan Thomas
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."-- Oscar Wilde
You wouldn't know a good time if it stripped naked, hopped on your face, and started wiggling!-- C. Stanley
I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into resolution form and backdated them. That was a good feeling.-- Robert Fulghum
Critics think that things should be done in good taste. Most people think that things should just taste good.-- Gene Simmons
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.-- Doug Larson
The good critic is he who narrates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.-- Anatole France
To in good days say "look what i've reached"
and on bad days say "why was this done to me"
..is mighty disproportionate.
Revolutionary movements attract those who are not good enough for established institutions as well as those who are too good for them.-- George Bernard Shaw
What I am saying is that gay is good because it is, not because we can't help it. Love is good because it's love, not because we can't choose to love in any other fashion.-- Cory Kerens
"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."-- Anne Lindbergh
There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.-- Flannery O'Connor
Law of Refrigerator Observation:
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
"The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality."-- Oscar Wilde
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."-- Woody Allen
Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.-- Jess Anderson
"Popcorn is good with Parmesan cheese. It makes much more of a meal. You get your grains, you get your dairy, it's hot food. It works, I'm telling you."
[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.-- Mark Twain
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end."-- Ursula K. Le Guin
When I look around I think this, this is good enough. And I try to laugh at whatever life brings.
Cuz when I look down I just miss all the good stuff and when I look up I just trip over things.-- Ani Difranco
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.-- Jerome K. Jerome
We think in language, therefore the quality of our thoughts can only ever be as good as the quality of our language.-- George Carlin
"It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me."-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views."-- Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy 8)
"The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists -- that is why they invented hell."-- Bertrand Russell
"No man chooses evil because it is evil;
he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks."-- Mary Wollstonecraft
God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.-- Heywood Broun