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I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
-- Fraser (Due South)

They say that every man has a price at which he'll do anything. I like to think it's the other way around; every man has a line, a line he won't cross over, no matter what the cost.
-- Fraser Sr. (Due South)

Occam's eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.

To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, your're overdoing it.
-- J. Jenkins

"A book should serve as an axe to the ice inside us."
-- Franz Kafka

Taking me seriously is a big mistake. I certainly wouldn't.
-- Ani Difranco

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Most people deserve each other.

All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon

Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
-- Anatole France

"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)"
-- Mercy

Art may imitate life but life imitates TV.
-- Ani Difranco

"I've got better things to do than survive"
-- Ani Difranco

All your base pairs are belong to us

Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.

"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry."
-- Frank Zappa

"Censorship is an excuse to talk about sex."
-- Fran Lebowitz

Cats give a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuzzy logic".
-- Seanette Blaylock (nanae)

Procrastination will rule one day, OK?

We accept the love we think we deserve

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Franz Kafka

In case of emergency, speak in cliches.

There is a superstition in avoiding superstition.
-- Francis Bacon

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
-- Fran Lebowitz

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

Human behavior changes only under the impact of new technology
(Paraphrase of Moon's First Law, from Schrodinger's Cat by R.A. Wilson)

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
-- Fran Lebowitz