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Life is like a grapefruit...it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.-- Ford Prefect
Emacs is a good operating system, but I prefer Unix.
"You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead."-- Lois Platford
Thinking always of trying to do more brings a state of mind in which nothing seems impossible.-- Henry Ford
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."-- Joan Crawford
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.-- Mary Pickford
I think it's adorable that our fans call me Shirl. It's preferrable to asshole.-- Shirley Manson
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. (Colors)
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea--massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.-- Gene Spatford