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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Sleep deprivation is fun -- you see such pretty colors.

All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon

You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
(Colors)

When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
(BoJack Horseman)

Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Chocolate chip icecream.

X-Chromosome: A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.
(Cynic's Dictionary)

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir.'
-- Joan Rivers

So many idiots, so few meteors.

"Geologists will date anything."

"The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau]."

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".
-- Terry Pratchett ("The Colour of Magic")

Most Gracious Queen we thee implore,
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.

-- Lord Colchester

Being called a poetess brings out the terroristress in me.
-- Audre Lorde

Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.

Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.

"Geologists know how to make the bedrock."

There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-- Henry Miller ("The Colossus of Maroussi", 1941)

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)
-- Lord Byron

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.