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The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.

They say that every man has a price at which he'll do anything. I like to think it's the other way around; every man has a line, a line he won't cross over, no matter what the cost.
-- Fraser Sr. (Due South)

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
-- Fraser (Due South)

Thinking: The talking of the soul with itself.
-- Plato

I'd love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-- Dorothy Parker

Maybe cybergoths are just cyberpunks who get laid.
-- Sourcerer

...problems continue in the South African black townships. Four people were killed in violent clashes yesterday. A black spokesman said - this situation is a tragedy for our people; we get no help from the government; blacks are dying and all the whites can do is talk about cricket. [very brief pause] last night at the Sydney Cricket Ground, the South African cricket team defeated Australia in the day-night match...
(A(ustralian)BC-FM news)

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
(Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina)

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
-- Voltaire

"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)"
-- Mercy

God must love assholes--she made so many of them.

pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source