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"No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'"-- Dr. Who
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.-- Dr. Who
Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?-- Dr. Who
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.-- Dr. Who ("Face of Evil")
Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up.
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent."
To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize
"There is no man that is worth your tears. When you find one who is, he won't make you cry."
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
Those who say money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop.
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer. (Clerks)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."-- A. Whitney Brown
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.-- E. B. White
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and makes you laugh at life's realities."-- Dr. Theodore Dreissel (Dr. Seuss)
Antisocial arrogance is only for those of us who deserve it.
"In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do you ever find them."-- Dr. Joyce Brothers
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.-- A. H. Weiler
He who hesitates is a damned fool.-- Mae West
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.