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She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)
"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries
Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-- Laurance J. Peter
If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries
[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.
-- Peter da Silva
"When solving a kernel panic you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system."
-- Peter van der Linden
"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."
-- Peter C. Newman
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.
-- Peter da Silva
"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
-- Laurence Johnston Peter
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
-- Henry Peter Brougham
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
-- Peter Alexander Ustinov
"The main differences between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying."
-- Peter da Silva
> 0C is freezing, 100C is boiling, 70F is a nice day, and 110C is a nice
> sauna.
This is the same logic that took out the Mars Polar Lander, I see.
-- Peter da Silva
We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being increasingly capable.

-- Peter Cochrane
Hi, this is Peter. Right now alien creatures are eating my brain. Please leave a message at the tone and when they are finished one of the alien creatures will assume my form and get back to you.
-- Peter da Silva (heard occasionally on his answering machine)
Seattle reminds me a lot of London, where people will drink 12 beers but they never act drunk. Which makes you wonder what the point is of drinking 12 beers, if you're not going to put the lampshade on your head. You're killing your liver and still having no fun.
-- Peter Bagge
Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
-- Pete Seeger