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"Whose toes do I have to nibble to get a drink around here?"
-- Rudolph (Death to Smoochy)

If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.

On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.

The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.

The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.

-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")

"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-- Eden Phillpots

Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- Aldous Huxley

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
-- Molly Ivins

WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke."
-- Ambrose Bierce

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

Live like a plot twist
-- Shane Koyczan (Remember How We Forgot)

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
-- Joseph Stalin

That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.
-- Charles Bukowski

Policeman: "You okay?"
Randolph: "I don't know, I'm sort of fucked up in general so it's hard to gauge" *faints*

(Death to Smoochy)

Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.
-- Jenna

Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson