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Policeman: "You okay?"
Randolph: "I don't know, I'm sort of fucked up in general so it's hard to gauge" *faints* (Death to Smoochy)
No Risk Lifestyle, n:
Death
Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.-- Voltaire
Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside. (Calvin & Hobbes)
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.-- Gandhi
Adult, n: One old enough to know better.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up.
There's old proverbs to suit about anything you want to do.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I trusted him like a brother -- which is to say, not at all.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Those who say money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop.
There's an argument to be made that beneath every cynic there is a frustrated romantic. (Fringe)
It is a good thing to in your mind be able to seperate the artist from the art.
I need more tact. I never say anything I want to say very well. I'm even worse at what I don't want to say.
Abnormal, adj:
Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death and the hope of Hell.-- Ambrose Bierce (The Devil's Dictionary)