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"Question Authority. They usually know where the bathroom is."-- Daria
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Become a Librarian."
Daria: I believe in coffee, coffee for everyone. But I don't want to sell chocolate anymore. It makes me feel dirty.
Jane: The bad kind of dirty. (Daria)
Pedestrian, n: The variable (and audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.
"With increased knowledge comes an increased capacity for pain. So if ignorance is bliss, enlightenment must be pure hell."-- Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.-- Marianne Williamson (A Return to Love)
Frisbeetarianism: the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
"They say necessity is the mother of invention. And when the necessity is survival, she can be one mean mother. Of course, it's her child, invention, who's the real dangerous one."-- Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."-- A. Whitney Brown
Patageometry, n: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.
"Greek mythology says that whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. I'd never been sure whether 'mad' meant crazy or angry. Either way, the gods were working on me pretty good right now."-- Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
"Propaganda is to democracy what violence is to totalitarianism."-- Noam Chomsky
Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming.-- Joseph Campbell
The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.