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"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.
Write a wise saying, and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous
Men forget, but never forgive. Women forgive, but never forget.
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
(Batman Costume warning label)
"...the only place for 63,000 bugs is a rain forest"
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
-- James Dean
In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
-- Oscar Wilde
It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.
Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
-- Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
-- Marilyn Pittman
Robin: I wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about "Slippery When Wet"?
(Batman & Robin)
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
"When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever."
Piety, n: Reverence for the Supreme Being, based on His supposed resemblance to man.
I've tried relaxing, but--I don't know--I feel more comfortable tense.
-- Caption for Hamilton cartoon
Never underestimate the human capacity for cognitive dissonance.
"I want a car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."
-- Richard Grayson and Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak
I'll say it again for the logic impaired.
-- Larry Wall
Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
Be careful of the closeness of the signs lunch and lesbian. If you sign, "I'm hungry, let's eat lesbians", you should be sure that's what you meant.
-- Steve Eastman
There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.
-- Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Batman & Robin)
"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Never moon a werewolf.
Rehab is for quitters.
An eye for an eye soon makes the world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
"When you, the writer, integrate your own material in your psyche, it changes you forever. Some writers allow songs to come through them, but don't take it in, so they don't grow. If they don't let it bring up questions in their own beings, they're just translators."
-- Tori Amos
Come, let us retract the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.