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Idle hands are the air guitar's playground
(Alas)
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."
-- Alan Watts
With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Linux is free as in Syphilis"
(slashdot)
Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth.
-- Douglas Jerrold
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
-- Norman Douglas
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
-- Christopher Lasch
Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.
-- Arnold Glasgow
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-- Douglas Adams
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?
-- Douglas Gauck
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!
-- Alan Williams
This sentence contradicts itself -- no, actually it doesn't.
-- Douglas Hofstadter
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.
-- Alan Turing
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'
(Arthur experiencing the improbability drive at work)
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."
-- Alan Coren
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.