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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.-- Georges Clemenceau (1 December 1945)
Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
"Remember the Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules."
"Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them."
'Mundus vult decipi'
(the world wants to be deceived)
Fool-proof implies a finite number of predictable fools.
Law of diminishing IQ:
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Those who do not remember history are doomed to sound silly.-- Carole Ashmore
"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."-- Steve Lidie
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.
Traditionally, emotional and social problems have been judged as the moral shortcomings of an individual. Someone suffering from a psychiatric illness or an addiction is rarely viewed as a person who has a disorder or who is taxed by overwhelming circumstances. Instead the affliction is becomes a metaphor for a host of evils; it serves a testimony of the individual's unworthiness, a cause for condemnation.-- Ellen L. Bassuk ("Scientific American", December 1991)
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Remember, "y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.-- Confucius
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.-- Dave Butler
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed a cat. (Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London)
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.-- Dorothy Parker
"Here's a horrible thought: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, half the human race is even dumber than that..."
"I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members."-- Groucho Marx
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.-- Gene Smith
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.
You can't remember the plot of the Dr. Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though.-- Terry Pratchett (alt.fan.pratchett)
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.-- The Anarchist Cookbook
The truth is not decided by democracy.
As far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.-- Bertrand Russell
"And I'm not all that decent and honorable. I'm merely well-bred, which I hope is a tolerable substitute."-- Anne Rice (Ramses the Damned)
"She who has the biggest sword gets to be the biggest bitch."-- Kymberli Morris
"I wanted to make a little spot in the context of the record where there was this break in the action. In the midst of this buildup of these ever-growing, terrible machines, I just wanted to remember that there is somewhere... else."-- Trent Reznor
Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.-- Alan Cohen
"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly.
"In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen. Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts. There has been a hot day in December and a blue moon. Calendars are made with a month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein bore alive two insurance salesmen. The earth splits and the entrails of a goat were found tied in square knots. The face of the sun blackens and the skies have rained down soggy potato chips."
"But what do all these things mean?" gasped Frito.
"Beats me," said Goodgulf with a shrug, "but I thought it made good copy."-- Harvard Lampoon ("Bored of the Rings")
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.-- James Thurber