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Whenever you fall, pick someone up.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
"If I have any more caffeine, I'm going to end up running down the hallway naked." (Someone on Slashdot)
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.
"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
A troll is someone who, finding that no-one likes them, decides to pretend that it's on purpose.
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.-- Albert Camus
"We are the flaming, exploding, CGI-movie saturated MTV generation after all. If it isn't bright pink and green, naked, on fire and computer animated, I just yawn and walk away." (Someone on Slashdot)
What's wrong with being drunk in bed? Being drunk on the floor of the garage, I can understand someone objecting to. But drunk in bed?-- Brad DeLong
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.-- Mae West
When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. (BoJack Horseman)
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.-- Ogden Nash
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
"Conviction is a luxury for those on the sidelines."