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"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."
-- Seymour Cray (on virtual memory)
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright
Perpetual motion, illustrated: Try putting a slinky on an escalator.
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."
-- Mark Twain
Many a man fails to become a thinker for the sole reason that his memory is too good.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs."
-- Joseph Weizenbaum