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If the mind were exercised as much as the mouth, we would be a race of geniuses.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
If the brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.
If God had meant for us to go around naked we would have been born that way.
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.-- J. P. McEvoy
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.-- Aesop
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
Television: the bland leading the bland.
"Making the simple complicated is easy. Making the complicated simple is brilliant."
I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.-- Mark Twain
If I had a degree, it would be in Literary Criticism and Cinema Studies. I would never consider a technical degree; how-to stuff, I think, should be self-taught or trade school taught. Training has nothing to do with education, which is what belongs in universities.-- Roger Klorese
Lecture, n: Where the notes of the professor become the notes of the student without passing through the mind of either one.