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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
"They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'...."-- Alexi Sayle
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.-- T. S. Eliot
Write a wise saying, and your name will live forever.-- Anonymous
Saying that Java is better just because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is better just because it works on all genders
If you're not confused you're not paying attention.