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"The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-- Victor Hugo

"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are."
-- Victor Lownes

Call me a wacky conservative, but I believe that sex toys should be easily differentiated from Pez dispensers.
-- Victoria Swann

"Your uniform is very... informative."
-- The Doctor (to Seven of Nine)

"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind."
-- The Doctor

Headline: Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Boys are cute, but food is cuter.
-- Tori Amos

"My work is much richer than my life."
-- Tori Amos

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

I still got a hug in me!
-- GIR (Invader Zim)

2, 3, 3, 37 - the prime factorization of the beast.

"Conviction is a luxury for those on the sidelines."

"The way I play is a bit torturous but... it's the only way I know how to play."
-- Tori Amos

"I do sound like the Little Mermaid on acid."
-- Tori Amos (Newsweek, 1996)

"I don't know what a shrink would call me. I don't want to know."
-- Tori Amos

The music is the magic carpet that the other things take naps on.
-- Tori Amos

Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.