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Aardvark: Like an anteater, but harder to spell, the aardvark hangs around South American locations getting to know the local ant population, and attempting genocide on them. Well recognised for its long snout, with which it sucks up said unfortunate ants, the aardvark is best known for that bit in Tintin where it cleans up Captain Haddock's face. The Aardvark was originally named by Spanish Explorer Aaron Varkinos in 1533. [See also: Ant]
-- Daniel Bowen (Toxic Custarpedia)
Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty.
-- Matthew J. Siske
Computer Science without FORTRAN and COBOL is like birthday cake without ketchup and mustard.
Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Mustard: That's right!
(Clue)
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
(Clerks)
Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!
[Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!]
('Latin For Even More Occasions')
I love you, you love me,
With a little fricassee
And some mustard and ketchup smeared all over you,
Can't I have you for lunch too?
While skepticism is healthy, cynicism, real cynicism, is toxic.
-- John Oliver (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmh4RdIwswE)
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users.'
-- Edward Tufte
Gina: "Isn't it customary for the suspect to leave the scene of the crime?"
Debra: "Definitely an amateur"
(Empire Records)