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Never run from anything immortal. It only attracts their attention. (The Last Unicorn)
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Pigslice, n: The last unclaimed piece of pizza that everyone is secretly dying for.-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")
The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.
Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
"Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex."-- Oscar Wilde
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."-- Oscar Wilde
Only when the last tree has died, and the last river been poisoned, and the last fish been caught, will we realize that we cannot eat money.-- 19th Century Cree Indian
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony #9.-- Erwin Dietrich
Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.
The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
"To live outside the law you must be honest."-- Bob Dylan
Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
We accept the love we think we deserve
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.-- Chris Smith
The public seems incapable of distinguishing between your garden variety idiot and your genuine lunatic. It is the same confusion the public has had over the last five Presidents.-- Mark Leeper
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.-- Ed Howe