40 hits
"All the people stared as if we were both quite insane."-- The Hollies
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.-- Billie Holiday
Of all the truths in the world, humor is the most satisfying and often the healthiest.
"The first 80% of software development is the easy part. The hard part is the next 80%"
I like the kind of people that can hold on to the the feeling they have after the song or movie ends.
"Must... defy... laws... of... physics!"-- The Tick
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
In the beginning was the word, and the word was "aardvark".
"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."-- Josh Billings
Television: the bland leading the bland.
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
"And the heat goes on... where the hand has been."-- Byrne/Eno
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
"Remember the Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules."
The future exists first in the imagination, then in the will, then in reality.
Law of diminishing IQ:
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
TCP_UP - The 16-bit TCP Urgent Pointer, encoded as the hex representation of the value of the field. The hex string MUST be capitalized since it is urgent. (RFC 3093)
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
2, 3, 3, 37 - the prime factorization of the beast.
America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top.
"I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most.
Three and I'm under the table --
Four and I'm under the host!"
The voters have spoken, the bastards...
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them."-- Mark Twain
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.
Lecture, n: Where the notes of the professor become the notes of the student without passing through the mind of either one.
Those who speak by the yard and think by the inch should be kicked by the foot.
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.