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"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind."-- The Doctor
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
At a doctors office in Rome:
"Specialist in women and other diseases"
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
Auntie Em--Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.-- Dorothy
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
The Pet Principle:
No matter which side of the door your dog or cat is on, it is the wrong side.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
QUOTE OF THE DAY: `
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers. Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own.