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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend--or a meaningful day.
-- The Dalai Lama ("Time," 11 April 1988)
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
"Your uniform is very... informative."
-- The Doctor (to Seven of Nine)
Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
"We all know god invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
(The Ghost and The Darkness)
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-- Hedy Lamarr
All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
People must think I'm a mushroom. They constantly keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.
"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind."
-- The Doctor
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Decafalon, n.: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-- Steven Wright
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-- Mark Twain
T.V. is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple
-- The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy (Television, the Drug of the Nation)
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
-- Anais Nin
"SPOOOOOOON!"
-- The Tick
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.
Proof by omission: The reader may easily supply the details. The other 253 cases are analogous.
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
-- Terry Pratchett
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
-- E. B. White
The Pet Principle:
No matter which side of the door your dog or cat is on, it is the wrong side.
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
-- Mark Twain
Auntie Em--Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.
-- Dorothy
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do."
-- Dale Carnegie
All sunshine makes the desert.
-- Arab proverb
I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream.
-- Tori Amos
"*snort* I'm waiting for the day when people realise that mainstream is a subset of SF without the speculation..."
-- Emmet O'Brien
Patience is something you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.