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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend--or a meaningful day.-- The Dalai Lama ("Time," 11 April 1988)
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
People must think I'm a mushroom. They constantly keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Decafalon, n.: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.-- Steven Wright
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.-- Mark Twain
"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind."-- The Doctor
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.-- Terry Pratchett
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."-- Hedy Lamarr