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‘You,’ he said, ‘are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.’
-- Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

Call me a wacky conservative, but I believe that sex toys should be easily differentiated from Pez dispensers.
-- Victoria Swann

"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are."
-- Victor Lownes