32 hits
There are lots of things I'd like to be someday, but "normal" is definitely not one of them.-- Nelson Minar
�...Because the establishment never gets it. That�s how it is with paradigm shift. The establishment does not see where the next wave is coming from. And even if they hire someone to tell them where the next wave is coming from, they never believe them.�-- Ted Nelson
Unfortunately, as Usenet gets out to the masses it will become diluted.
-- Nelson Minar
*Again*!?!?
-- David Preston
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.-- Earl Wilson
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.-- Sloan Wilson
The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.-- Roy Carlson
Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.-- David Nestor
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.-- Earl Wilson
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.-- Harold Nicolson
"If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether X is an integer or a real number, we can begin to focus on programming as a source of ideas."-- Harold Abelson
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
How much work could a network work if a network could net work?
You ain't inebriated if you can still spell it.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders."-- Sloan Wilson
"Bother," said the Borg, "We've assimilated Pooh."
You wouldn't know a good time if it stripped naked, hopped on your face, and started wiggling!-- C. Stanley
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
If it wasn't for the optimist the pessimist would never know how happy he isn't.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."-- Kristian Wilson (Nintendo Inc. 1989)
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
"Making the simple complicated is easy. Making the complicated simple is brilliant."
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
"I think your cats need tuning - according to a couple of quick measurements on a recently calibrated reference cat, the dominant frequency of a correctly adjusted cat should be 12Hz +/-20%."-- Lionel Lauer (a.s.r)
I trusted him like a brother -- which is to say, not at all.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won.
"Loved by some, accepted by others and misunderstood by most."
"He'd never realized that, deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat."-- Terry Pratchett (Reaper Man)
"Homo sapiens, the first truly free species, is about to decommission natural selection, the force that made us.... Soon we must look deep within ourselves and decide what we wish to become."-- Edward O. Wilson