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"Those who realize their folly are not true fools"-- Chuang Tzu
The sun is like breasts - risky to look at unless you've got sunglasses.
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
It's only fun if you can get in trouble for doing it.
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.-- Spencer Sun
Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Do unto others before they undo you.
f u cn rd ths u r usng unx
Do not mock a pain that you haven�t endured
When in trouble, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.-- Kelvin Throop
we make happen the stuff we fear will happen
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
I get my kicks above the .sigline, Sunshine
"Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well."
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it is fun trying.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.-- Sunshine magazine
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, what happens when you run out of ink?
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.