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All warfare is based on deception.
-- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

"Those who realize their folly are not true fools"
-- Chuang Tzu

The sun is like breasts - risky to look at unless you've got sunglasses.

"One person can trigger a million thoughts."

Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.

It's only fun if you can get in trouble for doing it.

Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.
-- Spencer Sun

Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

Midnight. Sober and fully dressed. This sucks.
-- Kevin T. Keith

"Cream rises to the top. So does fat."
-- Kelvin Throop III

"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision."
-- Kelvin Throop III

Do unto others before they undo you.

Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness.
-- Chuang-Tzu (350 B.C.)

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Do not mock a pain that you haven�t endured

When in trouble, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
-- Kelvin Throop

we make happen the stuff we fear will happen

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

Libert�, �galit�, anxi�t�
(someone on tumblr)

I get my kicks above the .sigline, Sunshine

"Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well."

Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it is fun trying.

A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
-- Sunshine magazine

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, what happens when you run out of ink?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.