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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
-- Steve Haflich (alt.lang.design)
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
-- Steve Wozniak
If common sense was so common then everyone would have it.
-- Steve Giammarco
"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."
-- Steve Lidie
"The computer world is like a great big toy store. But all the toys are broken."
-- Steve Witham
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.
-- Steve VanDevender
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
-- Steven Wright
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
-- Steven Wright
If god dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
-- Steven Wright