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Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
-- Stephen Hawking

"Until we take how we see ourselves (and how we see others) into account, we will be unable to understand how others see and feel about themselves and their world. Unaware, we will project our intentions on their behavior and call ourselves objective."
-- Stephen Covey

If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
-- Stephen Hawking

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
-- Stephen Butler Leacock

The guests giggled, and floated down to the bottom of the garden to inspect the herbaceous borders, and snatch a quick snog before the crudities.
-- Stephen Foster

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
-- Stephen Hawking

"The [Kate] Bush comparisons are inevitable, but there is an edge, an unpredictability, to Amos that is not apparent in Bush. Tori Amos is what Kate Bush would become if the latter were under a full moon."
-- Stephen Knight (JAM! Showbiz)

"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window."
-- Stephen King

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance."
-- Robert R. Coveyou

It swims through a sublogical fantasy world where there are no rules that can't be violated by the set designer, where everybody is really thin and beautiful and wears really cool clothes, and where death is everywhere.
-- Stephen Hunter (The Washington Post, review of 'The Cell')

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.

"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.

A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist."
"However," replied the universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

-- Stephan Crane ("War is Kind," 1899)