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You wouldn't know a good time if it stripped naked, hopped on your face, and started wiggling!-- C. Stanley
"The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority."-- Stanley Milgram
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."-- Dorothy Parker
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."-- Dorothy Parker
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.-- Dorothy Parker
"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."-- Dorothy Parker
"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."-- Dorothy Parker
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.-- Dorothy Parker
I think it's adorable that our fans call me Shirl. It's preferrable to asshole.-- Shirley Manson
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with RAISINS in it.-- Dorothy Parker
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.-- Dorothy Parker
"In all our searching, the only thing we found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other" (Contact)
Politics: Poly (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong
And I am Marie of Roumania.-- Dororhy Parker
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.-- Dorothy Parker
"The first 80% of software development is the easy part. The hard part is the next 80%"
Notice in a hotel lobby in Bucharest:
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
"Do you know a cow was murdered to make that jacket?"
"I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I guess I'll have to kill you too."-- Paul Crowley
Even if you're paranoid, maybe the guy with the chainsaw really is after you.
Why serial commas are important: "I dedicate this book to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."
"Suffering for your art is most definitely overrated but I do get a certain, I don't know, satisfaction from being able to deal with my paranoia and insecurity."-- Beth Gibbons
"And I'm not all that decent and honorable. I'm merely well-bred, which I hope is a tolerable substitute."-- Anne Rice (Ramses the Damned)