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"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
-- Spencer Silver (on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notes)

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming.
-- Henry Spencer

Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.
-- Spencer Sun

Every silver lining has a cloud.

"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals."
-- Henry Spencer