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"If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In." (Song Title)
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
All your base pairs are belong to us
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Your powers are useless, I'm wearing tin foil underwear!
Adultery - two wrong people doing the right thing.
I like the kind of people that can hold on to the the feeling they have after the song or movie ends.
"Those who realize their folly are not true fools"-- Chuang Tzu
I like life -- it's something to do.
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.-- Adolf Hitler
Television: the bland leading the bland.
Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
Don't intterupt me when I'm talking to myself
I'm not doing this just to be weird.
It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."
"I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life."-- Amanda Firefox
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.
Nothing true is popular, and nothing popular is true.