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A GUI is to a command-line as a TV is to a book.
-- Scott Hess

Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier

"Grand ennui" sounds so much nicer than "annoyance."
-- Eric P. Scott

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman

"Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go."
-- Hazel Scott

"Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd everytime, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side."
-- Orson Scott Card

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
-- Scott Adams

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.