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The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
-- Sidney J. Harris

Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him. Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything -- anything -- be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in.
-- Sam Harris

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

There is no CyberSpace, just a lot of people pretending.
-- Sam Kass

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry S. Truman

"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
-- Sam Brown

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others.
-- Sydney J. Harri

Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick

"She who has the biggest sword gets to be the biggest bitch."
-- Kymberli Morris

Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison

"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."
-- Harry S. Truman

"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

"I thought it was awfully messy."
-- Jean Harlow (describing her initial take on sex)

You have to understand art all by yourself. It's not like television, where you look at it and it explains to you what you are looking at.
-- Jim Halat

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.
-- Samuel Beckett

Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson

Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
-- Samuel Butler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
-- Samuel Butler

Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.
-- Harry S. Truman

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
-- Harold Coffin

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper

We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
-- Harold Nicolson

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.
-- Samuel Johnson

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken."
-- Samuel Johnson

"God created sex. Priests created marriage."
-- Voltaire