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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
I am not a Christian myself. I fact I spend considerable effort trying to debunk Christian superstition, particularly that which is used to justify killing and discriminating against gays. However, Jesus did have some interesting ideas. It's too bad Christians have given him such a bad reputation by association. Were he simply a philosopher, I think he would command greater respect generally, and more sensible respect by Christians.
-- Roedy Green
Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you.
"No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'"
-- Dr. Who
"Always be a 1st-rate version of yourself instead of a 2nd rate version of someone else."
-- Judy Garland
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
Clique: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.
(Cynic's Dictionary)
We were raised in vastly different places,/
Yet speak this uncanny similar tongue./
Sometimes we're different races./
Certainly we're different classes./
Yet our common bonds and common graces,/
Common wounds and destinations,/
Keep us closer than some married folks.
-- Judy Grahn
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
"We are the flaming, exploding, CGI-movie saturated MTV generation after all. If it isn't bright pink and green, naked, on fire and computer animated, I just yawn and walk away."
(Someone on Slashdot)
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-- Hedy Lamarr
The game of Monopoly is a lot like life, except you don't get $200 for going through a green light, and you don't drive a thimble. But wouldn't it be cool if you did?
-- Craig Stacey
The more we disagree, the bigger the chance that at least one of us is right.
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.
-- Steve VanDevender
The great enemy of truth is often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
(Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina)
Fred Astaire: Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

(Anonymous screen test)
"I always say it was great for God to send his only son, but I'm waiting for him to send his only daughter. Then things will be really great."
-- Candace Pert
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Ah! don't say that you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

-- Mark Twain
We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.

-- Larry Wall
I usually shoot for that threshold of coffee strength that's just *short* of the coffee achieving sentience.
-- Gretchen Wright
"The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
-- Aldous Huxley
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I want to die like my grandfather, peaceful and in my sleep - not screaming like the other people in the car.
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
-- Bryan White