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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
-- Rod Serling

Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison

Headline: Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

You don't have to think too hard while talking to teachers.
-- J.D. Salinger

"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense."
-- Ken Kesey

The weirder you are, the better you have to be if you still want to get paid.
-- Ben Aveling

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

They came. They saw. They did a little shopping.
(Graffiti on the Berlin Wall shortly after it opened)

"She who has the biggest sword gets to be the biggest bitch."
-- Kymberli Morris

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"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."

-- Josh Billings

We're not into science fiction because it's good literature, we're into it because it's weird. Follow your weird, ladies and gentlemen. Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace your nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, "woo the muse of the odd."
-- Bruce Sterling

"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)"
-- Mercy

"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."
-- Josh Billings

"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now."

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling

Politics: Poly (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.

"A book should serve as an axe to the ice inside us."
-- Franz Kafka

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
-- Mae West

Politics is storytelling. We just pick the one we like best.

Nowadays, originality is the art of concealing your source.

"You have not truly experinced Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon."
-- The Klingon chancellor (Star Trek VI)

"I didn't want to come across as an industrial, snarling, Satan-singing entity"
-- Trent Reznor

You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser

Lies, damned lies and user documentation.

We think in language, therefore the quality of our thoughts can only ever be as good as the quality of our language.
-- George Carlin

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
-- Molly Ivins

What's the matter, darling? Don't you recognize me with my clothes on?
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Indifference is the key when dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
-- Fraser (Due South)