Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.-- Robert Benchley
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment."-- Robert Benchley
It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.-- Robert Bly
"Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers."-- Robert Hummel
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired-- Robert Frost
It's a mistake to underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion.-- Robert Park