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"They were just sucked into space"
"Blown, sir"
"Sorry, Data"
"Common mistake, sir"

-- Riker and Data (Star Trek, The Naked Now)

"Oh, shit!"
-- Data (Star Trek: Generations)

Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.

Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.

"Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't."

"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
-- Confucius

"It's all cheese anyway."
-- Barnes and Barnes

To err is human. And stupid.

People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-- Dr. Seuss

Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?
-- Andy Overman

Midnight. Sober and fully dressed. This sucks.
-- Kevin T. Keith

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
-- Oscar Wilde

"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."
-- Clive Barker

You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"

It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won.

You use sex to express every emotion except love
-- Husbands and Wives

"I like butter and the people who like butter."
-- Tori Amos (Dew Drop In Tour, June 12, 1996)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Lies, damned lies and user documentation.

Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.

Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.
(A coffee cup)

Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
-- Groucho Marx

Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.

Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.

Doubt your beliefs and believe your doubts.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.
-- Anais Nin

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
-- Abraham Kapla

Language and its absurd conjunctions;
Constellations and crustaceans rhyme.

"You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
(Gone With the Wind)

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)

Proof by eminent authority: I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-complete.

"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself."
-- Will and Ariel Durant

The American public knows what it wants, and deserves to get it good and hard.
-- H. L. Mencken

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
(Calvin & Hobbes)

"We are the flaming, exploding, CGI-movie saturated MTV generation after all. If it isn't bright pink and green, naked, on fire and computer animated, I just yawn and walk away."
(Someone on Slashdot)

Stand and fight, you misbegotten spawn of the perverse breeding between a pixie and a squirrel!

"She hates me."
"She hates me too. But I have enough sense to hate her back."

-- Corey and Gina (Empire Records)

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Private faces in public places /
Are wiser and nicer /
Than public faces in private places.

-- W.H. Auden

I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream.
-- Tori Amos

Mornings are for sleeping during.
-- Amanda Walker

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

Nothing true is popular, and nothing popular is true.

"And is it right, butterfly, they like you better framed and dried?"
-- Tori Amos (Butterfly)

"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman

The BeOS takes the best features from the major operating systems. It's got the power and flexibility of Unix, the interface and ease of use of the MacOS, and Minesweeper from Windows.
-- Tyler Riti

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.

Birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by somebody I do not know.
-- John Keats

And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light.
"Hmm, pleasant effect" thought God, and flipped it off and on a few times.

"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee (on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th century)