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"They were just sucked into space"
"Blown, sir"
"Sorry, Data"
"Common mistake, sir"
-- Riker and Data (Star Trek, The Naked Now)
"Oh, shit!"
-- Data (Star Trek: Generations)
The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull
Honk if you've slept with Riker.
"Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't."
Midnight. Sober and fully dressed. This sucks.
-- Kevin T. Keith
Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?
-- Andy Overman
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
"I like butter and the people who like butter."
-- Tori Amos (Dew Drop In Tour, June 12, 1996)
People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.
In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
-- Oscar Wilde