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"Solutions are not the answer."
-- Richard Nixon

Real love stories never have endings.
-- Richard Bach

What are we to make of a system that blames us for failing to procreate while refusing us custody of our children? That perpetuates the myth that we are weaklings while denying us the right to serve in the military? That regards us as incapable of forming stable relationships while forbidding us to marry?
-- Richard Goldstein (in the "Gay Life 1991" segment of The Village Voice)

"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."
-- Richard Nixon

"What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?"
-- Richard Nixon

I listen so that I may decipher the mystery of myself and become more whole.
-- Richard Moss

"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy."
-- Richard M. Nixon

There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
-- Richard Le Gallienne

There are things so deeply personal that they can be revealed only to strangers.
-- Richard Rodriguez

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
-- Richard Feynman

"What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary."
-- Richard Harkness

"I want a car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."

-- Richard Grayson and Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)

"All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with."
-- Adam Richardson

[A] thing is symmetrical if there is something we can do to it so that after we have done it, it looks the same as it did before.
-- Richard Feynman

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are software.
-- Richard P. Brennan

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, haberdashers don't haberdash, hammers don't ham, and humdingers don't humding.
-- Richard Lederer (Crazy English)

The problem isn't that the victim can't fight, the problem is that they have to. Saying that self-defense classes are the answer to gay bashers is like saying that it would be good if the government stopped prosecuting rape cases and used the money saved to hand out free mace.
-- Richard Caley

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.

-- Justin Richardson

Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
-- Abbie Hoffman ("Steal this Book")

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein

The important thing is never to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein

"Remember the Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules."

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
-- Albert Einstein

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein

Only a monomaniac gets what we commonly refer to as results.
-- Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein

Common sense: The collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
-- Albert Einstein

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein

"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular."
-- Edward Gibbon

"Everything that can be said can be said clearly."
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein

What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
-- Albert Einstein

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.
-- Sandra Bernhard

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

"At the core of all well-founded belief lies belief that is unfounded."
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

"A hard man is good to find."
-- Mae West

Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."
-- Andrew Walenstein

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.