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"The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be."
-- Raymond Chandler

"Microsoft is not the problem. Microsoft is the symptom."
-- Eric S. Raymond

"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.

The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.

This world doesn't need fixing. It needs changing.

Why can't some people take a joke? Well, maybe because they're honest, and the joke doesn't belong to them.
-- Matt Diamond

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
-- Marie Osmond

"He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave."
-- William Drummond

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

"You have not truly experinced Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon."
-- The Klingon chancellor (Star Trek VI)

All I ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.