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"Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?"-- Principal Skinner
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
The principle difference between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."-- Joseph Conrad
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog."-- Mark Twain