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America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's going to put up a fight. It's going to say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil; who's standing center stage, advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim that this land is the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest."

Now show me that. Defend that. Celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free.

-- President Andrew Shepard (The American President)

"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman

"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language."
-- Buck Henry

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
-- Oscar Wilde

I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.
-- Cybill Shepard

Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."
-- Andrew Walenstein

'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.'
-- Lord Kelvin (President, Royal Society, 1895)

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson

"Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we'."
-- Mark Twain

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush Sr. (US President)

Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
-- Andrew Lias

"Ah," said the president [Reagan] with great lucidity, "It's true we shipped weapons to Iran, but they were defensive weapons."
If the man had a brain, he'd play with it.

-- Molly Ivins

"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."
-- Harry S. Truman

Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'...."
-- Alexi Sayle

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would spend two years campaigning and organizing for it should not be trusted with the office.

We're the technical experts. We were hired so that management could ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs.
-- Mike Andrews (a.s.r.)

The public seems incapable of distinguishing between your garden variety idiot and your genuine lunatic. It is the same confusion the public has had over the last five Presidents.
-- Mark Leeper

Then who's been going through my garbage?
-- Andrew Solovay
Usually we call it "reading your postings"; your terminology is so much more succinct, though.

-- Roger Klorese

Regrettable Necessity, n:
An avoidable atrocity. The term is often employed by presidents and prime ministers when announcing bombings of civilian targets and invasions of small countries.

-- Chaz Bufe (The Devil's Dictionaries)

War, n: A time-tested political tactic guaranteed to raise a president's popularity rating by at least 30 points. It is especially useful during election years and economic downturns.
-- Chaz Bufe (The Devil's Dictionaries ("American Heretic's Dictionary" section))

"Our representative democracy is not working because the Congress that is supposed to represent the voters does not respond to their needs. I believe the chief reason for this is that it is ruled by a small group of old men."
-- Shirley Chisholm (1924-2005; first black Congresswoman (served 1969-1983, D-NY), first black woman to run for President of the USA (in 1972))

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection.
-- Anais Nin